Sunday, April 15, 2012

Things I have found out the hard way

Cory doesn't care for:
  • Tomatoes
  • Condiments as a whole
  • Especially ketchup
  • Historical Fiction
  • Planes.
  • And Road Trips.
  • Travel in general.
  • The combination of mint and chocolate
  • When someone who shall remain unnamed stacks boxes too large to fit into the garbage can on top of the garbage can making it impossible to easily put garbage in the can so then they have to balance any new garbage on top of the box on top of the can. Someone who shall remain unnamed refers to this as the the Escape to Mount Garbage in their head and will never take it out because that is the one household chore they abhor.
  • Chunks of strawberry in his strawberry ice cream.
  • Chunks of anything in general. Really.
  • Deviled Eggs
  • Sunny side up eggs
  • Eggs cooked any other way besides "scrambled".
  • Fancy toilet paper. Fancy=charmin.
  • Chicken Salad.
  • Injustice. 
  • Hair Conditioning. He's strictly a shampoo and rinse kind of guy. 
I started writing this list for a reason...I just know it. I feel like I was really headed towards a point or something. But then I forgot why, and I thought it was funny so I kept going. I don't know if you'll find it particularly useful/entertaining, but oh well. Maybe you have a weird aversion to these perfectly normal things too. Then you can Cory can bond the next time you see each other.   Also, I feel it will be useful for future reference. 

4 comments:

Becca said...

This list WILL be handy for future reference. Also, I like how you admit your own quirks on this list.

But, no historical fiction? Really?

Meagan@Meagan Tells All said...

Hahahahaha this was funny! Oh the things we learn about our husbands. Ryan hates coconut.....ya I think that's the only thing he hates. The guy will eat practically anything.

He definitively hates women sports announcers, but I agree with him on that one. Haha!

Tanya said...

I don't know if Cory and I can be friends now. I like almost everything he doesn't like! haha

Alicia said...

Almost everything on that list is my very favorite. Deviled eggs?! Oh sweet mother of holy appetizers -they are the best! And what is jam without chunks? Jelly, that's what. Haha.